A family must stick together...

http://www.newstribune.com/articles/2008/03/21/news_local/285local11family.txt

Please notice the family portrait of the lovely family!

I love this piece about how the police know they caught the real robbers:

"What was the biggest piece of evidence?

A large bag was found near the store that appeared to have been dropped by the alleged robbers. Inside of the bag were several cigarette boxes and alcohol bottles, as well as a saw that was believed to have been used by the group.

'They dumped the bag that had the saw they used with their family name etched into the side,” Pitman said. “This was the method of operation for them and it matches some other burglaries in the area.'"

If you ever want to rob a place, do not leave behind anything that has your last name etched in it!

Holidays greetings in the congressional record

Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) had a good jingle for Bill O'Reilly.

I still don't like politicians! Especially the ones who know now that Iraq is a bad situation and still saying our troops need to stay in Iraq.

Why am I blogging?

I have done LiveJournal and others before and wrote about my feelings and all that crap.

This time it will just be funny ass stuff that I find in daily life or on the net. If you have anything send it to woodsgr@earlham.edu

Disclaimer: I will offend everyone and their religions and mothers. If you want to send complaints, hatemail, the crazy Ted-kind greetings, find the closest trash can or just shove it!

Schools

I found this list of conservative and liberal colleges

College of the Ozarks makes the grade for being a hotbed of righteous morals. Yay!

Where was Bob Jones University? Don't they teach good Christian morals like no interracial dating? If I were Jones, I would be pissed. His life work for nothing!

My own lovely college made the liberal list. Let me just laugh for a second! ok ok Maybe it would be better if half of the college was not apathatic and actually did something besides bitch.